About Us

WE DIDN'T START HUMAN DAD BECAUSE FATHERHOOD IS FUNNY.

We started it because being a dad is heavy.

Human Dad wasn’t born in a group chat looking for laughs.
It was born in the quiet moments — when responsibility hits harder than you expected, and there’s no manual, no applause, and no reset button.

We got tired of seeing fatherhood turned into a punchline.
The jokes.
The novelty merch.
The “Best Dad Ever” energy that disappears the second things get hard.

Being a dad isn’t a vibe.
It’s a weight you choose to carry.

Human Dad exists for the men who take that seriously.

The ones breaking cycles.
Learning in real time.
Showing up exhausted.
Doing the work even when no one’s watching.

We’re not here to make fatherhood look easy.
We’re here to make it honest.

This isn’t about community for the sake of belonging.
It’s about identity.

If you wear Human Dad, it doesn’t mean you’ve figured it out.
It means you’ve committed to trying.

Human First.
Dad Always.

FAQs FROM DADS:

How long does delivery take?

We're NOT Amazon bud! We design and print on demand in the U.S. so we don't mass produce, it could take up to 2 weeks to receive your order. We appreciate your patience, it's worth the wait!

What's the HUMAN DAD CLUB?

An awesome resource and newsletter we put together for like-minded dads. No spam emails, just truth. Dad hacks, funny stories, discounts on merch and things we think you'll dig as a father.

Where do you products come from?

Most products are produced and shipped from overseas to help with costs. But for us, quality is #1 so we take our time to select the best products making NO shortcuts which is why it may take over a week to get your product. Good shit takes time but we got you pops!

Do you collaborate with dads?

We have a great Affiliate Program, offering a commission to dads/creators that share their unique link. Depending on your social media following you could get approved as early as 48 hours. Apply and lets collab together!

Join Affiliate Program

Apply to our Affiliate Program! If you're a dad who wants to spread the word to your audience in exchange for creating content for Human Dad - we offer gifted products, exclusive drops and discounts plus with your unique link your audience receives a discount too!

Apply now

Partnership opportunities

  • Affiliate marketing
  • Discount codes
  • Gifting
  • Content creation
  • Usage rights
  • Additional opportunities